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same old shit

2005-01-09T00:57:50Z

did nothing on this saturday, listened to music

i'm really happy that The Mars Volta's new album Frances the Mute comes out March 1 now whereas it used to be March 22. Yes.

Destiny <333333

update finally

2005-01-08T04:41:04Z

It's been so long since i updated. a lot of stuff has happened. i've gotten mad into the mars volta and listening to lots of music. today me and mike and angelo put the finishing touches on the song for mrs nutters dealy thing.

"materialistic things aren't worth anything" - karen ventimiglia aka unemployed dumbass

2004-11-25T05:10:19Z

well my sister has stolen my fucking cds for about the 11th time and yet my parents still didnt do anything about it so i said if she stole another cd without asking, lying about it, and then trying to put it back like i wont know, i would cut her throat and her blood would spill upon her shoes. so she leaves the house in an attempt to not be made-fun-of because u know as well as i do i love proving people wrong and making them look like total retards and i love doing it to my sister even more cuz she cries :). so she left my house and went for "a walk" cuz shes a fucking moron and couldnt handle the embarrassment. then i called my dad said i caught her in the lie about my cd and said she stormed off and he was like where did she go!? im like who cares i proved her wrong. and he got mad and said who cares about ur cd... i was like me duh. then he came home and called around and looked around for her and then she came home after he left to go search for her and then i was like call dad or else hes going to kill u but then the mother and father walk in and yell at me and call me a little asshole cuz i made her leave. did i want her to leave? yes. did i open the door and use brute force to push her out? no. wrong mother wrong. tisk tisk. so then screaming and yelling ensued. then she said materialistic things shouldnt matter and i shouldnt get mad if she takes my stuff. so i took all the cards and stationery and pencils and crayons and markers and pens she has been using for the last 3 months and hid them away. they are being held ransom for an apology and an admittance of being wrong about the whole situation. i hate my family.

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kitties and go-go dancers bitch

2004-11-19T23:18:35Z

its been over a month lol i dont do this often... i dont get the computer often actually cuz my gay ass sister is on it seriously 4-6 hours daily. i hate her.

I've been listening to The Postal Service a lot lately ever since corey showed me them one day at lunch. i had to check them out. there's this one song in particular called "Nothing Better" and the lyrics are written so sweet. It goes down like theres a guy who sings the first verse and he is saying how he wont let his girlfriend go and that he is crushed because she wants to leave him and he is asking how he can turn things around if she'll stay but then the girl sings her verse and tells him that she can't be with him anymore and that he has made too many mistakes even though she really wants to be with him. it ends up he doesn't get his girl back because he's either a moron and fucked up the relation shit too many times or she's a grudge-holding bitch. sweet song.

destiny <3

rat guts on anne frank's secret annex

2004-10-12T00:01:40Z

it has been over a fortnight since the updatation process took place.

you can dance if you want to, you can leave ur friends behind, cuz if they cant dance, and if they wont dance, then they aren't any friends of mine.

how can u possily defy commenting now?....

we light mice on fire so dont let them little bastards out or else me and kyle s will have our way.
and i mean OUR way.

lauren mueller is cool :):)

the weekend.

2004-09-19T23:39:35Z

school was gay friday. went to the football game* with mike alex and kyle messed with little kids just had fun really. we (kyle alex mike and me) left the game when we got mercied and went to kroger with kyle's mom. myles's looks like he is screwed because he told his mom that he was sleeping at kyles and we saw his mom there and she found out myles wasnt with us and now hes "busted". we went back to kyle's humble abode and played guitar and keyboard drums and ate pizza and watched south park and family guy and then went to bed.

saturday we all woke up and we had all gotten kyle sick. haha sorry kyle. then we ate cereal and just got ready and stuff and then we went to kyle's family reunion*.
yeah there it was so funny. kyle like hates all his cousins. there's two little twins. i think they are twins, god damn they are so whiney. and then "the enforcer" whose birthname is still a mystery to me. and tommy who is cool lol he smokes rocks haha not really. yeah we skated a little but i hurt my hip so i wasnt doing much. yeah then we left and we went back to kyles and alex took off and me and mike packed our stuff and then his mom drove us home. and that night i went over ashlee's and allie was over there and i know more about her homecoming date then she even does and haha not really but he is dominican hes not black. and uhh yeah we just hung out and argued over gay stuff lol. and then allison left cuz she was in trouble or something and then me and ashlee just listened to "skat man" or some gay shit lol. funny too i guess. cheesy techno. yeah left from there and went to sleep.

today i got up and took a shower and got dressed and went to mike's. then we hung out and darrell and chad came over there. uhh yeah i hate steve and i hate steve. he took his stuff back cuz hes a cockmaster. no really he is this one time he gave this kid name tim a bj. yeah and then we just hung out and darrell picks up on instruments really fast like me and he learned the basslines to like 3 songs on scott's bass which is still over mike's. oh yeah and there was a bunch of wrestling between mike and darrell on the trampoline it was really funny. then my dad came and got me after a while and i slept a little then ate sausage and now im thinking about doing my homework... not sure if im going to.

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*= all the hilarious and pee inducing laughter and jokes were not detailed.

FOOTBALL RULES MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (steve u suck die)

the last few days have been cool

2004-09-06T02:29:45Z

yesterday i went over mike's and steve and alex are the gayest kids in the world right now so we didnt practice and then we just decided to go to scott's and his gf was over so he was hanging out with her in the water and stuff so we just went back to mikes and then we left for darrell's and did nothing really. chad came over darrell's and we did bottlerockets awesome. then we went to chads and i was showing him about the guitar and stuff and then his mom made us grilled cheese it was good. then we put all the caution barrells in the street to be hoodlums. then mike's dad came and got us and then i went back to mike's till my dad came and got me and then i chilled at my house and went to sleep really late.

today i woke up to a phone call with mike on the other end saying "come over scott's friend kevin plays guitar and wants to hear u play" or something to that extent. and so i rode my ass to mikes with my guitar on my back which was sort of difficult. i got there and then we went to scott's and miles and kevin were there and we just hung out till miles left because we werent allowed to go anywhere until miles left or something. we froze bees and flew them around on strings. awesome. yeah then miles left and then we went to mikes where we just hung out and played death metal out the window at the neighbors and scott and kevin screamed at the top of their lungs into the mic to piss off the neighbors. lol all the little kids would run inside when they heard the raucos. haha raucos. yeah then we just hung out and tried to freeze more stuff and none of them worked so we went to mcdonalds and saw zack and elliot and we met them up there and i whipped a pickle at the window and it seriously didnt move or slide down for 20 minutes lol. yeah scott threw like half a hamburger at the wall. then we rode to miles' house and tried to go in his fort and his gay neighbor yelled at us. faggot. but scott got to go up there cuz he was like "i forgot my wallet up there" so he acted like he went up and got it. yeah then we rode back to mike's and hung out and kevin got picked up at scotts and we watched family guy and now im HERE.

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school

2004-09-03T02:45:55Z

i just wanted to see what the high guy looked like lol im really kinda like in a euphoria right now tho but thats cuz acid jazz does that shit to u. awesome

school isn't gay like i thought it would be. my lunch table rules. its mike me scott alex kyle miles and some other kids. pete tries to hang out with scott and kyle and stuff and gets rejected haha cuz hes gay. anyway yeah child development is the shit its like the easiest class and im with alllllllllllllllllllll girls lol yeah awesome. my table sucks ass tho >:0 anyway yeah school isnt that terrible i guess.

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no school no bad misto school bad!

2004-08-29T03:39:49Z

ok well school is almost here and that sucks assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss but i think that its gonna be cool seeing people everyday that i don't usually see. went to mike's drum lesson, played a cyclone; they are alright i guess. uh got sick from nasty frozen cappucino shit from tim hortons and stuff we went to media play and mike bought the cure's new cd and i didnt because i wanted to have will power and not HAVE to buy a cd that i want if i have money. so then i got really sick and went home and steve brought the PA over mike's finally. yeah then i started to feel better and went BACK to mike's and we practiced for ONCE because steve is s0o0o0o0o busy with gay ass football humping men on grass wearing really tight pants. yeah yeah yeah its a contact sport but there is so much contact it gets to the point where u get used to laying on other guys and that's not a situation i would put myself in.

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veir mussen die juden alle straasen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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meh

2004-08-25T00:54:02Z

spent the night over darrell's last night with chad kenny and mike and i'll never do that again because darrell is sort of a bitch at night. me and darrell almost stayed up all night and then at like 7 i went to sleep ahhhh but im so exhausted and had to wake up to gay ass music at like 9 30 that darrell's dad put on and every song was almost exactly the same or it had a really really gay guitar riff in it.. grr. me and mike left darrell's later on and then hung out at his hizzy for a little then went to my house where we swam and then went to subway and ate subs obviously and yeah. then my dad took us to target and i got the nirvana greatest hits cd and thats really good and then we hung out with mike w until mike m got picked up and then i hung out with mike a little longer but then i realized i was falling asleep on his chair in his den and so i left his house and now im here. tired as hell. kill bill movies are pretty sweet.

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yesto-day and today

2004-08-21T05:43:57Z

mike and darrell rode their super duper awesome bicycles over after my guitar lesson at about 6 30 and then we had a chat and then we decided we should all sleep at mike's so we did and we rode the bicycles, including my bicycle, to his house and then we just did nothing basically but at 10 we got pizza and soda pop... by the way shasta is awesome its pop and its cheaper than water its incredible... www.shasta.com
anyhoo yeah we went to vg's and then we were being little scalliwags and frolicking around in the store causing havoc and raising hell left and right and all the workers started staring at us it was fun stuff. then we just fucked around and darrell went hardcore cubing on the homer head and the real cube. cool. uhh we woke up at 12 and then we ate breakfast which consisted of 3 different entrees which happened to be eggs, scrambled that is, bacon, and toast. pretty good. but after that we somehow got to taking the homo erotic net off the trampoline and then decided to make it into a slide/hammock/tunnel thing connected from the trampoline to the tree it was awsome. it really didnt work but it was cool trying to make it work. but then since we had folded the net in half for double support and then laced them together along the sides we thought yeah it would be fun to roll thru the middle too so we left a little opening so once u go all the way down u can get out and then we just tried to make it work and then the fun began... darrell got inside the tunnel/hammock/slide and then we tied him up in it and mike poked him in the head with a stick that had dog shit on it and it was funny. really funny. darrell couldnt move... just how i like my men before i rape them jk. yeah awesome cool sweet mega awesome yeah

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the joybuzzers ?????????????????????

2004-08-19T20:08:20Z

wow this is gay i thought it would be cool to be in a band and make some music but when i committed myself i expected the same from other members but right now i dont know what the deal is so i dont think that were really a band anymore? im not sure. this fucking sucks.

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GOD DAMNIT

its been like 2 months

2004-08-19T17:49:20Z

i havent updated this shit in like 2 months and now that im bored on the computer i decide why not... uh havent done much just hanging out with mike and stuff steve has football so we dont practice often anymore which is gay. i went to warped tour which was pretty cool i guess a lot of bands weren't there tho because they are gay and just drop out of the tour before the end of it but me and steve go to go backstage on rufio, alexis on fire, and fallout boy... all this emo stuff but they all perform really well and do crazy shit. maybe i'll keep this updating up again

u guys! seriously! u guys!

2004-07-03T21:51:18Z

i need some money...

im thinking of opening an ebay account and selling shit, mike's cousin's friend TJ did that and made like 1,556 dollars in 40 days or so... damn that would be fly lol, but i have no idea what i could sell! i could sell some old lamps and my xbox and games because i dont do much with that anyway. any ideas? comment please

homo-eroticism to the max multiplied by 3

2004-07-03T02:30:03Z

did nothing until about 2 and then went to mike's, his sister told on us for sneaking out (nice try katherine, ur mom already knew and didn't think too much of it...) and we tried to make a blooming onion but it came out shitty so we went to subway, u know how we roll... and then later on we went to the driving range where i pulled something in my back... there was a punkrocker there and he was pretty good at golfing... punkrock and golf is like an oxymoron. then mike's dad drove me home and i went to mike dubbya's, we just sat on the patio

mike, i hope everything turns out okay...

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aShLeebABey: u always say stuff 2 my mom
ashlee, i don't know what you're talking about??

PUNKROCK DUDE! YEAH!

2004-06-30T00:00:01Z

ok... let's get this straight... punkrock died in the 80's, it's over. But somehow it has been reborn in the youth of this generation.... I predict in 2-3 years it shall die again (if god has any mercy on my soul) and the new trend will be emo (based on substantial evidence that some trend-following sheep-children went from punk to emo already) and, none of you are anarchists, your youth isn't being stolen from you, and you're not hardcore so quit your bullshit :)

Oh, all that I know, there's nothing here to run from...

2004-06-29T02:45:24Z

the last few days have been cool....

two nights ago mike mcmillan slept over and we jumped in the pool with our clothes on with mike dubbya (no biggie because mike and mike were already wet because they had a fight with the hose) and i thought it would be fun. then we went and played basketball (about 11 p.m.) in our underwear because we stripped off our soaking clothes mike watnoski still wore his clothes anyway... then we said farewell to mike and me and mike chillaxed in the basement and watched reno 911 and southpark untill about 2 and went to bed

the next day...sunday...

mike's family took me to the parade and we walked around and got caramel apples and it was fun... i finally met Lauren! yeah shes a cool cat ;) and then me and mike saw alex and jerad and we hung out with them and stuff just went to walgreens, u know how we do. and we saw angelo, josh, and reggie and we just walked around the bayrama fair and stuff for a while. went to eat pizza, then mike's mom picked me and mike up and she dropped me off...

i cut the grass when i got home and then went to mike w's house and he was online and we just hung out and watched spider man and stuff. pretty fun stuff.

TODAY...

went to steves, with mike, we went to get custard and picked up mike w and the bumpkin on the way. we all got custard and mike w and steve were fighting over green bouncy balls... and then we went back to steves and we recorded a song and it sounds great... even the vocals sound pretty good :) :) :) and then we just played basketball and stuff and steve kept winning in 21 except i burned him the last game...

so many ellapses (...)

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my computer is fixed but for some reason we don't have it back yet??......

2004-06-24T23:42:32Z

it's been a while since the updating has taken place...

uhmmm mostly been hanging out with mike and steve and recording and stuff... i hate the way my voice sounds in some songs and in other songs it sounds good... i guess its due to the variance in our styles... anyhoo today was funny when mike dubbya spit blue slurpee shit all over some ladys mailbox and she saw and knocked on the window and we took off... haha good times

we ditched his country bumpkin retard cousin because he has ADD and hes abnoxious and follows u everywhere and mike put spinach paste in all his socks and he changed his socks and didnt notice for like 2 hours lol... mad props mike, mad props

uhhh thats about it

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father's day

2004-06-20T23:31:53Z

today was alright i guess...

i slept a lot because i was so sore... i dont know why but i was... i watched comedy central all day basically... my sister and richard came over and richard beat me in horse and around the world (not surprising that guy is good at every sport) and we ate chicken and potatoes and pie and ice cream for dessert...

yesterday i hung out with mike and steve and we recorded our stuff and then we went to alex's and then jerad's and then his mom said they were at great oaks and we played some retarded tag game. then they all ate and we went back to great oaks and played some bball alex lee beat mike one on one but i know mike could burn him some other time... and then it was the short kids v. the tall kids and thats bullshit because steve is like an inch taller than me and made it on the team with alex and jerad but me mike and adam gainer beat them anyway...

yeah then alex was being a douche bag cuz we all wanted to go to his house and he was being the little bitchtits that he is and was like "NO!!! U'LL WRECK MY HOUSE WAHHHWAHHHH!!" then steve asked his mom ans she said it was fine (damn straight alex u little pusscookie lol) then adam steve and mike got in and locked alex out and i went aruond back and they let me in and steve is gay and let in alex and i played death metal and stuff on his guitar and thats about it... mike's dad came and got us at 10 and dropped me off and i went to sleep cuz i was tireddd...

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hellz yeah nucka

2004-06-14T20:37:24Z

i haven't updated in a while...

lately i've been recording and playing at stebert's humble abode and what not. nothing cool or exciting has happened lately except this cool hat i got from a garage sale for $.50... nice... it's mesh and it says silver city casino on it..i owe mike $.50 cuz he actually bought it for me. it's all good daw wurrrrd.

i hate when i play my guitar and i try and make something cool up but it always sounds like something else i heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

it's thundering outside nucka this is awesome

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first day off

2004-06-11T03:00:04Z

this is like the 3rd time typing this cuz my computer is gay...

today was boring and shitty till 2 when mike came over... we went to wendy's to eat and then came home and killed time with the airsoft guns until 4 when i went to my guitar lesson... mike sat in on my lesson...

when we came home we ate subway and then my parents left and we went to mike w's and he was trying to hook up a record player! awesome... but he didnt have cords to hook the speakers into the turntable so i had to go back to my house and get some cords and then we came back and we hooked it up and mike broke the needle (BASTARD!!! jk) so then i rolled up some paper into a cone shape and taped a needle on the pointy side and put it on the spinning record (i've done this before...) and of course it worked but it was hard to hear because of the terrible resonation of paper as it is, plus it's hard to keep ur hand completely (and i mean completely) motionless... so it didn't sound perfect but that was perfectly fun...

mike wasn't allowed to have people over so we sneaked out of his basement window...then mike, mike w, and I all went to my house and i was playing guitar and they were shooting stuff with airsoft guns out my window and then my sister's window and then my parents came home and bitched at me for shooting my sister with the airsoft gun and for having people over and i was completely passive... gave them the finger... laughed, stuff like that and they said im grounded (we'll see lol) and some asshole (either mike or mike) broke my sister's window screen so I might get bitched at for that too! U SUCK!!!!!! but maybe it's all good because i hid it under my sister's bed so when she finds it she'll think she did it and be screwed and get yelled at by my dad (god damn that would be so awesome cuz she's so gay!)

i don't really see why my sister went out of her way to call my mom when she was gone and tell her i shot her... it's not like it prevents me from shooting her again :)

last day of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-10T01:13:17Z

school was awesome... when it ended!(HOOOOOOO)

after school i went home with mike then mike was being a little bastard about his paintball gun and his mom went crazy and took me home...

then i pissed off my mom cuz i was pissed and i didnt get to eat and i was grumpy and yeah...

then my dad got me pizza and i was happy and then i hung out with mike watnoski and harrassed the little faggots who rollerblade and ride their bikes down the street all day and stuff and we just hung out like porch monkeys and ate ice cream from the ice cream man and stuff like that. fun i suppose...

i didn't go to the show at brandenburg but from what i hear it wasnt all that good...im not much of a punkrocker anymore anyway, oh well.

ok since the reverse psychology in the last entry didn't work..... pleeeease pleeeease comment lmao

yeah nucka one mo day

2004-06-09T01:20:45Z

Today was pretty sweet

first i went to steves after school and that was fun... and this is why... one word... reggie! lmao! it was so awesome we started to play airsoft and reggie had shorts and a t shirt on and we all had hoodies and we glocked his ass to the max. i shot him in the face at least 10 times! so awesome ahhhhh... reggie probably got shot 200 times, 150 times were bare skin. awesoooome!

while playing airsoft a funny dilemma came up... reggie broke pat's wall in his bedroom. it's because reggie is fat and leaned against it... or that's what we thought at least hahaha... so steve is freaking out thinking that he's gonna be killed for making a whole in the wall and that no friends were going to be allowed over ever so were scrambling to try and find a way to fix the wall and then roger (steve's older bro) comes downstairs lol... then we're like roger we got problem and he's like no i did that a couple years ago. he said that he tried to do a flip and his ass went in the wall lmao. anyway what a funny thing to happen...

so later on we recorded 2 songs but we have to record the one over again because it got lost on the computer somehow *cough steve cough*...

then i came home from stebe's around 6:30 and hung out with mike w we went swimming and shit yeah das bout it playa holla back.

SUMMER TOMORROW!

please i beg you not to leave ANY comments... and i mean none...lol

school sucks major balls

2004-06-08T02:03:34Z

today...

me and mike went to jackie's house and her friend kayla was over and we just kicked it there for a little while and gave jackie weggies and all that good stuff. we watched a little south park and then jackie wanted to go in the hot tub with jackie p and kayla so we just bounced daw. u know how we do! rollin on dubs! anyhoo...

tomorrow i hope to practice at steven's to get our newest songs together woohoo. yeah being in a band rules haha suckers...

leave a comment or i'll kill you and eat your corpse :)

arghhh...

2004-06-06T22:04:03Z

well well well...

today i woke up at mikes and then we ate and went on the tramoline again. i swear we're gonna fuck up the net that his mom made us put on it so bad. neway then we went and shot animals with airsoft guns (totally rad) then katherine's b/f came over again and they were makin out and shit (totally not rad) uhmmm that's it except for the stuff inbetween like mike mooning his mom and stuff lol.

tomorrow is gonna suck because finals are here and all im gonna want to do is go outside and chillax yo...

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